In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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