how can u be prego again
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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