ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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