is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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