So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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