What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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