She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Fuck appropriateness.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
