This girl is more easily done than said...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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