Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
