I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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