And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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