She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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