You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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