Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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