coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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