Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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