yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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