just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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