he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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