spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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