I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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