Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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