come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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