its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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