Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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