Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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