Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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