remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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