It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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