3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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