It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Success! We fucked roommates!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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