i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
