Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
