If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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