So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I could fuck to npr.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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