I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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