i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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