i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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