ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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