i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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