it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
