I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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