can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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