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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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