I wish i was in the wii world.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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