Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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