youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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