You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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