How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
