i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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