pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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