We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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