if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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