brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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